Breaking Dawn part 1 : The Review

 BLOOPERS ALERT!!

Ok finally I watched this last series of The Twilight Saga. I wasn't expected too much 'bout this movie, just like the other series before. Well, what can I say 'bout this?

Jakie Jake Jacob :*

Quite interesting scenes, breath-taking settings, but boring like hell from the beginning until the middle of the movie. 

The beginning was like  "Oh God, why is the tempo extremely-so-slow? I can't help but sleepy!" All in my mind was just WHY ARE BELLA AND EDWARD KISSING ANYWHERE ANYTIME? I'm already 18 but this scene was making me wanna throw up when I saw THEY did it. And they also "goin to far". YUCK, CULLENS!

Move to The Quileutes, werewolf Jacob Black is so hot yet charming as usual. And also there's Seth Clearwater who's as hot-cute-charming as Jake. They two must be on the top of The Most Wanted Guys in Town list, at least for me :)

Taylor Lautner as Jake *cipok

Boo Boo Stewart as Seth Clearwater *cipok lagi

The Quileutes rawks \m/

 

Back to The Cullens and that Swan girl. What was I waited the most?

The wedding scene? Nope.

The honeymoon? Cih, you're kidding me!

Ok, I tell you it's fighting scenes. This saga without fighting scenes, I told you, is totally B-O-R-I-N-G. No one would ever watched this if there's only a romantic-relationship-among-a-lonely-vampire-and-a-stupid-pale-faced-girl-and-an-extremely-hot-werewolf story. Sorry to say but that's the truth.

My favorite fighting scene is in the last minutes of the movie, when The Werewolfs attacked The Cullens when Bella gave her baby Renesmee a birth. It's just awesome. And Renesmee is so damn cute. I also love it when Jake realized that Renesmee is his imprint. They two are extremely lovely :)

Tommy Tjokro about BD

So this is the first part. Should I expect much more for the second part? We'll see!

Intermezzo:

Saya nonton film ini di bioskop 21 Mandala jam 15.30 bareng Aida, Disi, Ecce, dan Putri. Studio bioskopnya kecil yak ternyata? Enakan di Matos :p Dari awal masuk bioskop aja saya udah kurang sreg sama bioskop satu ini. Pelayanannya kurang maksimal.

And this is the worst part: pas nonton tadi, kami satu studio sama rombongan keluarga Ayah-Ibu-Anak. Anaknya masih pada kecil, seumuran TK-SD lah ya, bahkan ada yang masih batita. As you know, di film ini banyak adegan rated-R, alias gak cocok ditonton anak di bawah umur 17 tahun karena banyak adegan seks. Dan parahnya, pas adegan "itu", saya dan Putri sempet ngintip ke rombongan itu dan ANAK-ANAKNYA DIBIARKAN NONTON ADEGAN GAK SENONOH MACAM ITU. Bego banget gak sih? Seenggaknya ditutup kek mata anak-anaknya itu. Hal-hal macam gitu kan mempengaruhi pertumbuhan mereka. Duh, gak pernah dikasih pelajaran tentang HOW-TO-BE-A-GOOD-PARENT kali yah kedua orang tua itu?

Yang salah gak cuma orang tuanya sih, tapi dari pihak bioskop juga yang gak strict sama peraturan rating itu. Udah tau filmnya hampir masuk kategori dewasa (atau jangan-jangan pura-pura gak tau?), eh masih aja penonton dibebasin tanpa liat batas umur. Ada apa sih sama bioskop di negara ini?

So, may I call them idiot?